List of 20 Worst Songs Of All Time (3 of 4)

Photograph by Nickelback

Photograph by Nickelback is often made fun of for being the worst example of commercial music, but this is the very song that would send many down the memory lane that would tick off every possible cliché in one image after another, along with a mandatory dose of solo gurning guitar.

Cotton Eye Joe by Rednex

Let your rural cousin get his hands on some cheap speed and a cool recording studio and you get Cotton Eye Joe as a result.

Take My Breath Away by Berlin

This one is definitely meant for the asthmatics. And since there’s a new installment of Top Gun about to release next year, there is definitely going to be a resurgence of this ballad from the original flick in the form of a dormant virus that just got its source of strength again! “Watching every motion. In my foolish lover’s game On this endless ocean. Finally, lovers know no shame.” What are they banging on about?

We Built This City by Starship

Barry Divola, a noted rock critic, aptly sums up this song as a song possessing all the killer combo – horrible lyrics, crazily annoying tune, horrible production, and the mention of “conquering the strength of rock”, and yet fails to rock!

My Heart Will Go On by Celine Dion

A death song that is played at almost every wedding, My Heart Will Go On with its Jack-Rose obsession is way too much. Nothing is more annoying than manufactured sentimentality.