Mr Lonely by Akon
The horrible lyrics, coupled with the silly West Indian patois and that cartoonish voice modulation in Mr. Lonely would definitely leave Bob Marley cursing in his grave.
Tubthumping by Chumbawumba
What would you get if you combined a truckload of alcoholics and the best of football? Tubthumping! They could have very easily named this song “Who Wants To Pick a Fight?” and it would still be apt.
Mysterious Girl by Peter Andre
When this real estate agent decided to oil up his body and enlist the popular rapper from Jamaica Bubbler Ranx for a song – featuring “legendary” lyrics that included “I love the smell of your Elizabeth Taylor perfume” – he unleashed a piece of audio herpes that is still earning him tons of money!
You’re Beautiful by James Blunt
Master of Witty Twitter Comebacks, “Sir” James Blunt doesn’t really take himself seriously. However, he did the same with this song when he sugar-coated this ode to unrequited love so much that it could have very well caused diabetes to a few people!
Achy Breaky Heart by Billy Ray Cyrus
Had Miley’s dad performed this song with a pinch of tongue in cheek humor or a hint of irony, people might have found this funny. The fact is, he didn’t, and people didn’t find it funny at all!