15 Cats Are Sticking Their Tongues Out At You… And For Good Reason!

It’s time for a hard dose of reality, folks: cats think you are ridiculous. They devote a significant part of their day wondering how they ended up getting stuck with a complete bozo such as yourself. But before you get offended, perhaps you should look at things from their perspective. If you were a cat, you would absolutely understand why they might hold you in such utter contempt. In fact, we’re going to help you out by providing a list of 15 cats sticking their tongues out at you and the precise reasons why they find you to be an absolute meat puppet.

This is Cat Johnny Depp. He is sticking his tongue out at you because you were willing to believe every word that came out of Amber Heard’s filthy, defamatory mouth. Shame on you for being so easily duped!

Introducing Whiskers von Meowsteen. He is horrified that you would actually taste that white substance on the kitchen counter to determine once and for all whether it was all-purpose flour or bleach powder.

What is on Admiral Snugglepaws’ mind? Simply put, it was reckless and irresponsible that you purchased auto insurance without first comparing prices. Thrifty cats know that you wouldn’t have just gotten a deal, it would have been a steal!

Meowzilla has opinions, mainly that she can’t figure out for the life of her why you would want to sell all of your earthly possessions and move to northern California to join a commune run by a sketchy fellow called Frogger.

Miss Priscilla Snugglepaws found it utterly appalling that you insisted on wearing a tuxedo t-shirt to a job interview at a Fortune 500 company.

Sir Scratch-A-Lot will have you know that when they caught you using ketchup as an ice cream topping, they found that to be a highly questionable decision.

Lady Purrington believes it is a waste of time for you to be attempting to teach the goldfish how to master complex synchronized swimming routines.

Captain Whiskerbeard is trying to make sense of your baffling habit of wearing a snorkel and goggles when washing the dishes.

Miss Whiskerlicious witnessed the animated argument you had with a backyard squirrel about proper acorn storage techniques and wishes you would just leave the little woodland critters alone.

Admiral Cottonbritches is skeptical of your contention that wearing socks on your hands is both an acceptable and highly fashionable alternative to gloves.

Fluffernutter is mesmerized by your interpretative dancing but also finds it deeply disturbing.

Madame Furrytail is doubtful that your strategy of forgoing daily toothbrushing in favor of getting your teeth sandblasted once a year will pay off in the end.

Mr. Fuzzypants believes something was off when you recited the proverb, “If you give a cat a mouse, you feed it for a day. If you teach a cat to mouse, you feed it for a lifetime.”

Pouncy McPouncyFace would rather you not sing in opera style during your morning showers.

Duchess Fluffybottoms knows all of your darkest secrets, but fortunately for you, any attempt to spill the beans would fail on account of her speaking in undecipherable meows.