How To Keep People Out of Your Personal Space (2 of 3)

Become Someone People Don’t Want To Be Associated With

Dressing up like a bubble and transforming into a helicopter all sounds fun, but you can’t do those things if you have to go to work. So, how do you keep people away from you if you’re commuting? Well, you simply become the one guy on the tram they’re absolutely not going to want to interact with. Like this guy is doing with some engaging literature.

Become a Circle

If all else fails, geometry has your back. Sometimes the best solution is the easy one, namely building a tubed framework around yourself that’s exactly equal in diameter to your local social distancing rules. What? That doesn’t sound easy at all? Well, I guess there’s still the foam helicopter route. But when it comes to your health, you shouldn’t be cutting any corners. Like this guy is. Because he’s a circle, and circles have no corners.

Become Lighter Than Air

People can’t come within 1.5 meters of you if you’re not within 1.5 meters of the ground. In this big brain play, a pole dancer and a couple of breakdancers figured the best way to maintain social distancing was to think vertically instead of horizontally. It’s this kind of innovative ideas that the world needs right now.