How To Keep People Out of Your Personal Space (3 of 3)

Become Immune to Rain

There’s no limit to what humans can achieve when they combine the pleasantness of a jolly raincoat and umbrella with the functionality of a Hazmat suit. The only downside to this plan is that you have to hold up an umbrella at all times, but if at some point this Covid pandemic turns into a zombie apocalypse, you’ve got most of the work done for that as well. Plan ahead, people.

Become a Circle, But Easier

Okay, okay, there was an easier way to do this. Just get a hula-hoop. It’s a great idea to form a circle around yourself, and you may end up picking up a real life skill and become one of those crazy Cirque du Soleil hula hoop acrobats from running around with one all the time. I’m not sure that’s how it works, but who knows?