These Aptly-Timed Pictures Are Bound To Assure You Of Life’s Weirdness And Unpredictability (3 of 4)

You Look Like What You Eat

Pizza, Food, Pizza, Cuisine

This photo is the right one to encourage those who mindlessly eat to change their food habits.

Look at that chihuahua yawning about eating a stomach full of pizza. The pizza slice gives the impression of how the rest of the dog’s body could be; out of shape and loaded with cheese and salami.

Kudos to this man for his creativity. And the dog’s head perfectly fits the bike eaten out of the slice. We don’t know about you, but our mouth’s seriously watering that pizza. It’s perfectly cooked with the right amount of cheese and no extra topping that keeps on falling, ruining the experience.

 

 

Not Everything Turns Tempting When Covered With Chocolate

Chocolate Pickle, Food, Ingredient, Natural foods

Chocolates are meant to be sweet. They calm us down when we are facing an upheaval of emotions. Different forms of chocolate come to use when a dish needs some extra sweetness or appetizing garnishing. A real chocolate lover would definitely want some action against the ones who thought of combining their eternal love with pickles.

The mere mention of these two together is enough to make us want to throw up. Why would anyone do that? Pickles are great on their own. Chocolates, on the other hand, have far better uses.

We don’t know what kind of lunatics would be willing to try this combination. It’s an insult to chocolate and to the sentiments of those who rely on chocolate for every mood.

 

 

Gross Beyond Limit…..

Shrek Toothpaste 3d Print, Hand, Toothbrush, Finger

We can guarantee that even kids, who are all for creative and funny stuff, would be grossed out by this toy. It’s like a cap for your toothpaste that, upon squeezing, allows toothpaste to come out of the toy’s butt.

Are there really people who would be interested in getting something that comes out of the buttocks of something onto their toothbrush and in their mouth. We know it’s the same toothpaste and it’s just a toy but, there are better creative ways to do this job.

Given that it’s designed after the character Shrek, its target audience is people who are die-hard fans of Shrek. Also, this isn’t something readily available. And, being 3D printed it’s not going to be very cheap either.

 

 

Swan Lake

Swan Lake Funny, Water, Bird, Plant, White, Vertebrate, Nature, Botany, People in nature, Gesture, Grass

It would be apt to call this lake ‘swan lake.’ What really are these men trying to do? Entertain the swans probably. And that attire is hands down the worst costume ever. This would be an ideal setting with the swans flocking the embankment with a bird flying nearby and the greenery of trees.

The photographer must have had a hard time holding his laugh to take this click. We believe these men have recently learned ballet and are trying to impress the swans first. If they had been little kids wearing this outfit, the picture would be adorable. But, seeing fully grown men in this suit, it’s plainly hideous.

 

 

Love in the Refrigerator

Pinoy Hugot Lines, Cat, Felidae, Carnivore

We all have our own stories of making love and getting intimate with our partners in the weirdest and most unexpected of places. But, have you ever perceived your fridge as a place to be romantic? We are kidding. It’s impossible for us to fit into one and even if we could (in case you own one giant almirah-sized refrigerator), it would be too cold to have fun. Well, it seems like cats are more comfortable with colder temperatures.

Of all the places, these two furry balls chose their owner’s fridge to express their affection for one another and we can’t stop appreciating the person who took this shot. We hope he didn’t get attacked after this for disturbing them during their personal time. If we could also get the owner’s reaction to this, it would be priceless.

 

 

Is this woman a cat?

Blond, Smile, Gesture

When your cat goes missing, you know where to look for it. All the corners and small spaces in your home. It seems like this woman in the pic is really impressed with this skill of cats being able to fit into tiny spaces and wants to test herself.

There can’t be any other reason for her climbing into the luggage shelf and laying there. What is she trying to prove? That she is really tiny and flexible? Or maybe, she saw something she was trying to run away from and seeing them boarding the same flight, she decided to hide in the luggage carrier.

Just check out her expression. It’s like she is disappointed she got busted. This must have made the day for other passengers for it’s not every time you travel that you get to witness something as amusing as this.

 

 

Why You Must Always Keep Your Windows Closed in Norway

Svalbard Office Snow, Furniture, Window, Comfort, Building, Chair

Because if you don’t, this is what your room would look like after a few hours. Covered in snow.

Snowing no longer looks beautiful and appealing, right? There may be a few good things about residing in countries that experience excessive snowfall, but the issues surely outweigh them.

We don’t know how many items the snow ruined, but the owner must have definitely learned a lesson. Moreover, this would have taken hours to clean up. There is a thick layer of snow on every nook and corner.

There is another reason why leaving your window open may land you trouble. Wild animals like bears and jackals are also common in such snowy areas and they may get into your home in search of food and warmth.

 

 

Today’s Phones are Nothing Compared to Our Beloved Nokia

Tap, Fluid, Sink

Nokia handsets were all the rage in the 1990s and they rightly deserved all the fandom. They were sturdy, cost-effective, and filled the true purpose of a mobile phone. Besides, they were right-sized so there was no issue with fitting them into our pockets; a major problem we face with today’s phones. But we can’t blame the manufacturers either. They are just supplying what we are demanding.

In that age, there used to be jokes about how much of an impact the Nokia phones can have.

Well, now that these phones are longer in use, we think someone has decided to find the answer to this question.

Bathroom sinks are made of ceramic which is quite tough to break. From the pic, we can conclude the limit of this phone is infinite. Someone may have, either purposely or accidentally, dropped it in his sink and it ended up crushing that tough material.

 

 

The Ideal Kind of Blanket

Two Cats In Jeans, Clothing, Jeans, Trousers, Leg, Human body, Sleeve, Wood

Cat’s love for tiny, cozy spaces has already been discussed in a previous point, and here is an example to prove it. The person must have laid out a pair of jeans to wear but these cute kitties seem to be in no mood of letting that happen.

Instead, they are sort of using it as a wrap blanket. While this pic is funny, what we are hooked onto is the idea of that kind of blanket. Wouldn’t it be cozy during those chilly winter nights?

Some people may argue they’d be suffocating, but, if they are ever launched, we’d definitely be interested in trying.

 

 

A Major Con Of Shopping Online….

Want To Believe I Want To Leave, Automotive tire, Sleeve, Gesture

The advent of online stores has completely changed our shopping habits. Gone are the days when we’d go to a nearby shop to pick up our groceries or try on clothes before buying them.

Easy exchange and return policies, detailed descriptions of items, and quick delivery times have further increased our inclination towards shopping online.

However, it comes with certain downsides too. This X-Files fan purchased something with a quote written on it, but a slight error during the manufacturing totally altered its meaning.

While both are meaningful and cool according to us, we don’t know how satisfied this person was with their purchase.