The Funniest And Wittiest Responses To Ex-Lovers’ Texts You’d Ever See (2 of 5)

You Texted The Wrong Ex, Man!

A breakup can be tough to deal with, and some folks find it even more difficult than others.

Regardless of how much pain you feel, you just have to handle the pain and live through the disappointment.

Things went from bad to horrible for this dude, though. He just ended a relationship with a lady and should have sat back and pondered upon his life situation, but instead, he decided to text his other ex in order to make amends with her.

Things went horribly wrong for this chap as he ended up sending that text to the same girl he ended the relationship with! Not only is the whole fiasco cruel and crazy, but it also shows the guy’s personality. The girl should be lucky she got rid of him.

Karma Is Ruthless

If you end up leaving an item at your ex’s place, you should forget about it after breaking up with your partner. The very first point you follow after a breakup – grab hold of as much of your stuff as possible and head for the door as you are not entering that place ever!

While it sounds dramatic, it happens so often, and it will keep happening in the future as well!

No one wants to see their ex after breaking up, so whatever you forgot there can just stay there itself.

The ex, in this instance, got exactly what he deserved. When a person cheats on someone, he or she shouldn’t expect nice and warm treatment after that. Even if she was lying about the TV being sold, he isn’t going to get that TV back ever.

Clever Response

We’ve all faced situations where we just do not want to have a conversation with anyone, and when a former lover decides to show up and tries to start a conversation, we do not have the right mind or the strength to engage that person.

So, what do you do in such a scenario? You can use a smart, witty response to end that conversation before it even begins!

If you are looking for witty responses, here’s one! This is a perfect method of how you can shut up someone without having to explain to them what you are going through. It is not just witty and hilarious; it can be used on anyone and in any scenario!

Yeah, You Too

Breakups are tough, and getting back with an ex is even tougher. Most of the time, it doesn’t work at all. It doesn’t depend on who broke up, the fact is that both parties need time to sort themselves out and get back to normal.

You cannot ignore the amount of pain involved and the unpleasant emotions associated with a breakup, which makes it difficult to talk to your ex without hurting yourself even more.

This man was clingy and wasn’t ready to give up yet. But he got a witty response in the form of a picture. Well, it seems some people simply do not know when to back off!

Ultimate Answer

If you have ever tried to communicate with your ex, you will know how tough that is. You aren’t sure at what moment they might get angry and explode! There aren’t many people who end up being friends after a breakup – they break up and never really talk to each other again unless they want to give their relationship a second chance.

In this case, we can make a safe bet that these two aren’t going to communicate anymore. When one partner is aggressive, the other partner automatically tries to behave in the same manner.

As you can see in this chat, the guy was being a douche so this lady crafted the perfect response you’d ever see in such a situation. Safe to say, it was probably enough to make that guy shut up.

There’s Nothing To Say

Whoever came up with the idea of emojis must have been a brilliant person! It changed the entire texting game, and made so many people around the world from using just texts to communicate to just sending nothing but emojis!

Is it a bad thing? Honestly, we cannot say for sure, but there is this argument that emojis help us communicate better than words do. So, there’s that.

In this instance, this guy made a very to-the-point request and got a very clear and straight ‘no’ as the answer. All of that happened without the use of any words! Crazy, right?

The Most Amazing Response Ever

You wouldn’t see very often that people talk about exes and breakups and get a warm kind of response. But the world is a funny place, and magic does happen! If you genuinely care about a person, even a breakup allows you to show why they matter to you.

These two were conversing about a hypothetical breakup playfully and one partner tried to know the other’s response if they did break up sometime in the future.

This chat shows how sweet this couple is! If they broke up, they’ll be exes, so ‘going out with your ex’ means a totally different thing in this scenario, as you can see.

It Is Not Happening

It has happened to all of us at some point in life when we miss our ex, even if the breakup wasn’t a smooth one. While some try to live through the pain in silence, others try to strike up a conversation with their ex.

What they do not realize is that when somebody is hurt and in pain, the text-only makes them hurt more or makes them even angrier!

In this case, that’s precisely what happened when this guy felt nostalgic about the past and tried to strike up a conversation but to no avail. The woman simply shut him up and chose a response that says a lot without saying anything.

Breakup vs Netflix

There isn’t anything more paramount in life than love and companionship, or is there? Wait, there is! It can get tricky when we’re talking about Netflix, and you will see in a moment why.

Lovers in our life come and go, Netflix is the only constant that remains to make us feel good!

Well, or maybe not, but at least it helps provide the right distraction after a breakup and that is very much required.

There are times when people only text their ex-lover when they need that Netflix account desperately, as was the case in this situation! As you can see, the conversation didn’t last that long.

Rate Me

Trying to know from your lover whether or not they hate you can be quite tricky. You cannot be sure what their response would be! Oftentimes, the response is usually not what you will be expecting or be ready for, especially if it is followed by a breakup or quarrel.

In this situation, the partner answering the question had a perfect response in mind when they were asked to rate the hate level for the other partner. The person’s response in just a picture was quite impressive, and apparently, that person hates their partner at 11 levels, on a rating from 1 to 10!

We have to give it to this person for being so creative. After all, you don’t really get to use a reference from Stranger Things every day!