The Funniest And Wittiest Responses To Ex-Lovers’ Texts You’d Ever See (3 of 5)

Classy Response

There are texts that become viral memes, and then there are texts that immediately become everyone’s favorite response when they face a situation that warrants such a reply. This is precisely what happened in this case!

This response went viral the moment it hit the internet. It is cheeky, classy, and simply perfect regardless of how you view it.

So, you have recently broken up and got a call or a text from your ex, you know what your response will be! This classy text will never get old!

Nothing Left To Say

The creator of emojis must have been a genius. That person gave us the tool to say everything without even uttering a word. Without emojis, we would still be stuck in those long text conversations!

Still, you have to be sensitive to how other people perceive your message, as they might not get your message in the way you intended it to. So, you can end up hurting them or even making them angry.

In this situation, the person used emojis to convey their hysterical reaction. Seriously, we don’t think it would be possible to laugh so hard in reality!

Stay Away From Me

We do not know Sandy personally, but we got to say that she has got a sense of humor that is very mean to say the least. That, or she must have been really angry at that dude to give such a response!

There aren’t too many ways you can ask your ex to stop texting you, but this lady figured out one of the very few responses that we all could use.

If you have an ex who keeps texting you and doesn’t understand he or she is not welcome, you have to be creative like this woman and use pictures to convey your point. In this case, we don’t think this ex will ever bother her again!

Love or Hate?

There are people who believe there is a very thin line that separates love from hate. Is that true? If you are truly in love with someone, you tend to be more open with them and can be hurt more as a result.

Folks who are closer to our heart, especially our romantic partners, get to know most of our spot spots, which they use to hurt us during a quarrel. Perhaps this is what happened in this case?

One of the partners is trying to apologize for some action they have done, but the other is in an apparent hateful mood. Clearly, it seems like hurting your partner should be avoided if one wants to avoid such a hateful response!

You Are Not Getting Back With Your Ex

There are times when some people cannot understand the simple fact that no means no, so you try to use your creativity in your answers to convey your message.

However, you do not always have to be frustrated and angry at them, instead, you can use some really witty answers to shut them up, as in this case. This is one of the best examples of how you say no in the perfect way!

This text leaves no ambiguity as to where this relationship is heading. If you are in such a situation where you need to say no to someone and want to end things, this text sounds like a perfect template!

Petty Theft

This one is hilarious on so many levels. First, this person steals a pillow from their ex’s apartment, and then the ex writes a letter asking about it! Seriously, what is a limited-edition pillow?

We do understand the nightmare that person must have gotten due to the mismatching pillowcases. But the response still makes us chuckle!

Yes, that person not only stole the ‘limited edition’ pillow but apparently also finished the nectarines kept in the refrigerator! That is hilarious!

The Photo Sums Up Everything

Pictures have the ability to express way more than words can, and that is precisely what happened in this case!

This dude thought of trying to strike up a conversation with his ex, and the girl was least interested in any of that. Instead of answering him, she used a picture and that shut up her ex for good!

We can guess that the person alongside her is her current partner and they seem to be doing amazing together, which is why she doesn’t want to have a chit-chat with her ex. Sorry dude, you aren’t getting back with your ex!

Cats Any Day

We obviously love our romantic partners but it is quite a different scenario if we talk of pets. We might love and care about our boyfriends and girlfriends, but our love for pets is unmatchable!

Well, honestly, there is no comparison between these two, but there are times when you have to make a choice in order to prove your point.

This dude was trying to be creative in order to get back with his ex-lover but the woman was clearly not interested. To shut him up, she had this impressive response that would have clearly put an end to any further attempts by her ex!

Breakup Expert

A lot of people treat breakups like they are no big deal, and in fact, use it to manipulate other people. And that is not limited to any gender – both women and men do it!

They think they can break up when they please, to make their partner feel frustration and pain.

However, you cannot play such silly tricks with someone beyond a point, as they realize you are not worth it.

All these trickery and manipulations work for a while until your partner just gives up and lets go of you. That is perhaps the perfect thing one can do anyway!

Perfect Response Doesn’t Exist, or Does it?

Asking for revealing pictures over texts is quite tricky. You can consider asking for it from your lover, but it is a big no in other cases.

Seriously, what do dudes expect when they just ask for some nudes? That she will send them revealing pictures?

Well, this woman wasn’t just going to share a nude picture of herself, and she chose the perfect response for the guy’s request. That is perhaps the only ‘tit’ this dude deserves!