The 5 Most Luxurious Train Rides in the World (3 of 3)

4. The Seven Stars in Kyushu, Japan

Hold onto your samurai sword, friends, because we’re about to embark on a train adventure that’s fancier than a sumo wrestler in a tuxedo. Welcome to Japan’s crème de la crème of luxury train experiences — the Seven Stars in Kyushu. This circular tour from Hakata takes you through Nagasaki and Yufuin over two glorious days. From the walls adorned with exquisite artwork to the cabins that make even the fanciest hotel suites jealous, it’s like stepping into a gallery of luxury. And let’s not forget the washbasins. Oh, the washbasins! They’re not just functional, fellas — they’re a work of art. Your hands will feel like they’re being pampered by tiny angels as you wash away the travel stink!

5. The Deccan Odyssey, India

India, the land of spices, colors, and, obviously, trains that redefine the very concept of luxury. Step aside, ordinary locomotives, because the Deccan Odyssey is here to blow your mind faster than an Indian auto-rickshaw navigating rush hour traffic. Yes, we do need to address the elephant in the room — or rather, the price tag. There’s no denying the Deccan Odyssey is mind-bendingly expensive, with tickets starting at a jaw-dropping $7,320 or £5,980. But hey, who expects low prices to cozy up next to the word “luxury”? We’re talking about a train ride that feels more like a journey in a limousine on wheels, traversing one of the world’s biggest countries. It’s like the Indian version of Pimp My Ride, but instead of Xzibit, you have a crew of attentive staff members ready to cater to your every whim. And, yes, using pop culture references from 20 years ago is what we do over here. It’s our deal, okay?