Make less and less time for him. Do you usually go out to eat on Friday nights? Send him a text letting him know that plans have changed. If you really want to make it burn, wait until five minutes after the agreed-upon time to inform him since he will have already likely ordered himself a drink. Want a true “nail in the coffin” moment? Skip out on his birthday dinner.
There are plenty of other things you could hypothetically do to make him leave you, such as deliberately driving his car into a pond, maxing out his credit cards, setting his mattress on fire, or pawning off his sweet Rolex, but over here we’re all about keeping things legal. So if you really want to lose your man in 10 days or less without ending up in the back of a police car, stick to our list!