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How to Lose Your Guy In 8 Simple Steps

Are you in a relationship with a guy but not putting much effort into it? If your goal is to lose him as soon as possible, we’ve got a few hacks that will guarantee he won’t want anything to do with you. With a bit of impatience and a whole lot of Karen-level douchery, you too can make sure he falls out of love with you in no time!

1. Don’t Show Him Any Appreciation

Does he surprise you with flowers? Buy you cute little gifts? Remind you that he loves you? Make no attempt to lead him to believe that you are grateful for his thoughtfulness. If you do feel the need to acknowledge those flowers, do so with an indifferent shrug. Meh.