Being A Good Partner
“ADVICE FOR NEW FATHERS: Nobody likes raising kids, so just shut up and pitch in.” – Andy Richter
Investing In Their Future
“Good parenting means investing in your child’s future, which is why I am saving to buy mine a hoverboard someday.” Lin-Manuel Miranda
Convincing People You’re A Nice Mom
“Gonna wear a loose braid today so people think I’m a good person.” – Nicole Richie
Keeping Them Away From Being Parents Too Soon
“If you’re worried about your teenagers procreating, put them on a 6 hour flight with our kid. Changes guaranteed. :thumb emoji:” – Olivia Wilde
Getting your kid to sit near toddlers in general will likely help too.
Keeping Them In Line
“Parenting Tip: If your child is crying, hold it close & whisper “You don’t have a clue what horrors this world holds.” – Rob Delaney
Dark advice for sure, but it might work. Scared kids make it quite docile.
