Multitasking Done Right
“YES I know what “parenting” is. That’s the thing where I mildly say “OK, come on, you guys” over and over without ever looking up from my phone.” – Ken Jennings
Teaching Songs To Kids
“There should be a children’s song ‘If you’re happy and you know it, keep it to yourself and let your dad sleep.” – Jeff Gaffigan
Distraction Tactics
“If you have a smallish child, tell them you have something in your eye and want them to look for it. Then just sit back and enjoy the faces they make as they look into your eye.” – Kelly Oxford
Getting Precious Alone Time
“PARENTING FOR DUMMIES: just say “well, where did you last see it?” And they leave for a minute.” – Ken Jennings
Keeping The House Clean
“My kid found a jar of chocolate covered almonds & scattered them across the floor. I did the only logical thing and cleaned* them up. *ate.” – Kristen Bell
