Is She Marriage Material? Using Zodiac Signs to Rank Wives! (4 of 7)

6. CAPRICORN (December 22 — January 19)

Capricorns are very business-like both in the sack and when it comes to raising children. They keep everything organized in Google Docs files. You know exactly when you’re having sex because it will be on her calendar, she will never forget those online utility bill payments, and she will not hesitate to use that credit card to the best of her ability when going on shopping sprees.

7. GEMINI (May 21 — June 20)

Now we’re reaching a stage where the wife-types become more and more eccentric, starting with Geminis, who first and foremost demand you get them pregnant with identical twins if you want the marriage to last. Given that only around 4 in 1,000 pregnancies end up this way, it’s a challenging task indeed! They are also very scatterbrained, never quite reaching the point whenever they have a story to share. And oh do they have stories to share!