Is She Marriage Material? Using Zodiac Signs to Rank Wives! (3 of 7)

4. SCORPIO (October 23 — November 21)

Scorpios are artistically inclined, natural-born pianists and beatnik poets. The downside is that they are so consumed with their talents that they will hardly have time to raise your children. This is when having a highly paid job and nanny become very useful. Because one thing is certain: her career as a barista at some obscure hipster coffee house isn’t going to pay the bills!

5. AQUARIUS (January 20 — February 18)

Women born during the month of Aquarius are constantly looking for excitement in their marriage. Since you’re the life of the party, this will never be a problem. Keeping up with them will be intense. If they were hamsters, they would be running around on that spinning wheel for hours on end. They are also extremely educated, often possessing advanced degrees from some of the most elite public universities in the southwestern United States (Arizona State, anybody?).