Investment Strategies Based On Your Astrological Sign (6 of 7)

Best Investment Vehicle for Capricorn: Large-Cap Growth Stocks

The typical non-Capricorn needs to drive about 8 cups of coffee before they match the energy levels of a Capricorn…and that’s only if the said Capricorn is on Xanax! You get your thrills from investing in mega corporations because of their stability. The more you invest, the bigger the payoffs. Which you will then blow at the nearby Native American casinos.

Best Investment Vehicle for Aquarius: Penny Stocks

We would typically not advocate for investing in penny stocks. While it might seem logical to imagine they’ll shoot up from 2 cents to 4 (doubling your profits!), the reality is most of these stocks lose money. But as an Aquarius, you don’t care what we say! You’re going to do what you want to do, and what you really want to do more than anything in this world is investing in penny stocks!!!