Which Zodiac Signs Make the Best (and Worst) Wives? (2 of 7)

2. SCORPIO (October 23 — November 21): The Passionate Creator with a Chaotic Twist

Scorpio women are artists at heart, effortlessly channeling their emotions into music, poetry, or some avant-garde masterpiece that no one truly understands—but everyone pretends to admire. Their creativity is undeniable, their passion is intoxicating, and their depth is mesmerizing. But here’s the catch: they’re often so consumed by their artistic pursuits that practical responsibilities—like, say, raising a family—tend to take a backseat.

If you’re planning a future with a Scorpio woman, having a solid career (and maybe a live-in nanny) wouldn’t be the worst idea. Because while she may fill your home with poetry and existential musings, she’s probably not going to be the one packing school lunches or scheduling dentist appointments. Her time is far too precious for such trivial matters—she’s busy perfecting the art of the perfect latte swirl at that obscure hipster café she swears will one day be world-famous.

3. VIRGO (August 23 – September 22): The Calculated Queen of Control

Thinking of marrying a Virgo? Brace yourself—you’re about to enter a high-stakes chess match where she’s always three moves ahead. If you expect her to play by the rules, think again. Virgos operate on their own moral code, one that prioritizes efficiency, results, and getting exactly what they want—no matter the collateral damage. Whether it’s bending the truth, outmaneuvering rivals, or making power plays in the relationship, she’ll do whatever it takes to stay in control.

The best way to survive life with a Virgo woman? Nod, smile, and for the love of all things holy, don’t challenge her authority. Resistance is futile, and disagreements? Let’s just say she has the patience to outlast you and a legal team that makes sure she always comes out on top. If there’s a prenup involved, you can bet she’s already accounted for every possible scenario—down to the fine print that ensures she walks away unscathed.