20 Worst Movie Moments Of the Decade You Would Never Want To Watch Again (4 of 4)

The Book Of Henry – Sniper Rifle

The Book of Henry is so ridiculous that we cannot put it in words. Still, let’s give it a shot!

A child genius Henry (played by Jaeden Martell), finds out that his cute neighbor Christina (played by Maddie Ziegler) is being ill-treated and abused by Glenn (played by Dean Norris), her stepdad. He then devises a plan to deal with the whole situation, since Glenn is basically living off social services, but then Henry dies one day because of a brain tumor.

It doesn’t matter anyway, because he has left behind a tape for his mother, Susan (played by Naomi Watts) in which he asks her to follow through with his brilliant plan that involves shooting Glenn with a sniper rifle – a plan that she almost puts to action before realizing that she is an adult and she shouldn’t follow her dead son’s childish plan. So, she then goes and confronts Glenn and makes a promise that she is going to expose him one day.

Meanwhile, Christina’s school headmistress watches her perform a sad ballet and concludes that she is an abuse victim (really?!), and knows that Glenn must be the abuser, so she reports him who then commits suicide while Christina ends up with Susan as the latter adopts her.

Now, if you read the entire thing with a straight face, you sir or ma’am, deserve an Oscar!

This flick is as stupid, offensive and misjudged as a movie can get. Not only is it completely illogical (why on earth couldn’t Henry simply plant an audio device in Christina’s house in order to get evidence rather than planning to kill an adult? Why would his mother really consider murdering another person just because her eleven-year-old son asked her to?) but horrendously awful when it comes to dealing with serious situations in a proper manner.

Grown Ups 2 – Frat Boy Battle

Grown Ups 2 features protagonists and most populous of a small American town fight out a battle with a frat boy army that is led by Taylor Lautner in the final act of the movie. It might not be wrong to call this movie the most dreadful to watch, but the finale also serves as an interesting microcosm of everything horribly wrong with this flick.

The movie’s issues are all present here, whether you talk about the poor taste this film possesses, to the terribly bad jokes and almost all of its repellant and one-dimensional characters all in one place. And if you’re looking for impressive stuff, then the only thing impressive about it is that the final five minutes of this movie pack more stupid jokes than a majority of comedy movies have in the complete movie.

A few stupid examples: Shaq O’Neal throwing a grown-up man over a huge house with nothing but his bare hands, or a schizophrenic man freaking out and then making out with a stray dog, and to top it all; the deer that took a piss on Adam Sandler’s face in the opening scene of the movie, comes back and goes for Taylor Lautner’s crotch this time! By the end of this movie, you will definitely end feeling as though you’ve been locked in a prison for the last few years!

Thank you so much, Adam Sandler.

The Devil Inside – Weblink

The horror movies that were made in the “found footage” style gained significant traction amongst the audiences, especially during the early part of this decade when Paranormal Activity flicks were quite big hits. However, almost all of them were horribly bad, and The Devil Inside was the worst of the entire lot. It is absolutely not scary at all, totally formulaic, and horrendously incompetent to say the least, but the most cringe-worthy of all the scenes was the movie’s ending.

The movie ends with the protagonist of the movie, Isabella being possessed in a car that later crashes, killing both the priest and the cameraman of the movie, before the flick cuts to a back screen where an inter-title appears that says the case hasn’t been solved till date and that viewers can go to this website – that’s it!

Talk of a lazy, pathetic ending and this one will immediately pop up in anyone’s head. But, the audiences back then didn’t think so. In fact, the movie was hugely popular and made a ton of money at the box office, which clearly points to the fact that people actually liked it, which was nothing but the filmmaker showing the middle finger to the audience.

And to add injury to insult, the website wasn’t even around for much longer after the movie came out!

Movie 43 – Hugh Jackman With Chin Balls

If someone came a decade ago and claimed that the absolutely brilliant Hugh Jackman, who is one of the best A-list actors in Hollywood, would act in the decade’s worst movie playing a character who has his balls hanging from his chin, every person would have laughed it off as an unfunny joke.

Sadly, this did happen.

Unfortunately, we’d never know why all these talented actors accepted to be a part of this loathsome, stupid and unbelievably unfunny comedy that consists of some of the most horrible comedy shorts that anyone has ever seen. Thankfully, they decided to get rid of the worst short first.

The opening short we’re discussing here is really disturbing, written in a poor manner, very repetitive, and staggeringly unfunny. It is one of that utterly mundane stuff that no matter which words you choose, you cannot do justice to how painful that short felt for the viewers. Add to that the humiliation of watching Kate Winslet (yes, she also agreed to do this flick) and Hugh Jackman in this utterly useless pile of garbage.

Morpheus’s famous line from The Matrix is apt for this movie, “Unfortunately, no-one can really be told how bad Movie 43 is. You have to see it for yourself.”

Jack And Jill – Al Pacino Humiliated

If we compare this one to the other nineteen, we’ve discussed in this list, this one is clearly a class of its own while the others pale in comparison.

Jack and Jill is definitely one of the worst movies ever made, and the testimony to that is the fact that this movie got every single one of the Razzie awards the year it was released. But is Jack and Jill worth all this hype? Hell. Yes.

With the least unfunny script of the century and worst performance by Adam Sandler (who plays obnoxious twins) ever, Jack and Jill is a nightmare.

The movie stays true and consistent to its awfulness, and there’s another aspect that pushes this movie further down the abyss: the presence of Al Pacino in it, playing himself. He falls in love with none other than Jill, who is played by Adam Sandler in drag!

The sheer sight of a great actor falling in love with possibly one of the most pathetic characters ever written is a horrendous spectacle you need to see for yourself to believe. It is definitely meant to be mean-spirited and is one of the worst comedies that you’d ever see.