Supremely confident
It is really good to know as a recruiter that rejecting a candidate won’t hurt him, thanks to his supreme confidence in himself. It takes a hell lot of courage or alcohol – or both, to write a list of things that you are ‘best in the world’ at!
The actual truth

By admitting to the fact that he is bad at answering trick questions, this person just said the truth out and loud!
Pointless sarcasm
Accepting the fact that you are not qualified for the job right from the start is the best natural response that comes from a human being after months of job search!
Boasting shamelessly

If you really thought that going to a school without a break is a possible job experience, you need to think again. Also, ‘looking good’ isn’t exactly a skill most recruiters are looking for in office jobs!
Weaponry
We’re not sure what this person was trying to actually care about – his would-be colleagues or simply threatening the recruiter indirectly! In any case, having a stockpile of guns and knives isn’t exactly going to land you a job!