Always technically correct
While it may be technically correct, writing literal answers to questions such as ‘experience’ won’t really get a pat on the back from the recruiter!
Inappropriate response
This person would probably hold the record for earning a harassment complaint even before being hired!
Sketchy background
When recruiters ask you to fill out every part of the resume, it is okay to miss out on some. Listing your drug-dealing exploits and jail sentences don’t exactly count as a job experience!
Poor references
Everything in this resume was bang on until the references ‘burned in a fire’. Too bad!
Misspellings
If ‘heaps of medals’ didn’t give a clue about what this person loves the most, then misspelling references as ‘referees’ should have done it for you!
