The New Reality Series Canada Shore Will Change Your Perception of Canadians Forever

Folks, you’re probably going to want to sit down for this one because we’re not sure you’re emotionally prepared for the following announcement: Canada is getting its own reality series, and they aren’t messing around.

Given that we live in an age where the leadership of Canada’s southern neighbor has frequently mused about annexing it—even mockingly referring to it as the “fifty-first state”—there isn’t a better time than now to dispel the stereotype that Canadians consider staying up past 7 pm to be a sign of social deviancy.

Just ask Gizelle Baugh, a 24-year-old TikTok creator from Mississauga, Ontario, one of 10 “unfiltered” singles selected from across Canada who’ve been chosen to appear on Canada Shore, the first-ever Canadian iteration of MTV’s wildly successful Jersey Shore. Baugh wants everybody to know that America’s “quiet little sister” just got a boob job and isn’t afraid to show it off. Canada is its own country, and its citizens can party with the best of them.