How Each Zodiac Sign Would Fare in a Horror Movie (6 of 7)

Capricorn: In the end, the killer was actually you

What a twist ending! Yes, Capricorn, you are calm under pressure. You are calculating. You have charisma. Most importantly, you’re driven to get what you want out of life. While the rest of the group is trembling with fear, you assure them that everything will be okay and that this mysterious killer will be captured. You used misdirection whenever suspicion was aroused. Those who caught on anyway didn’t survive to warn the rest. Those who fought back could do nothing more than bruise your ego while you took their lives.

Aquarius: You are the puppetmaster!

Sure, Capricorn did all of the dirty work, but it was you, Aquarius, who actually pulled all of the strings. You owned the cabin in the woods! You marketed the vacation deals that brought the victims there! You recruited the killer, supplied him with a vintage hockey mask and set of weapons, and mopped the blood off the floors whenever the deed was done. Nobody else would have been as capable of creating a horror scenario where none of the victims knew what was coming. Well, with the exception of…