A Chicken with Interesting Tastes
First off, we’ll just go ahead and say what we’re all thinking. Why does this person have a chicken as a pet?? Our naive selves are hoping that he is indeed a beloved member of the family, as opposed to somebody’s dinner! This chicken is taking advantage of nature’s bounty, and making the backyard his buffet (no matter what disgusting meals he might find there!). This must be one of those zero-waste pets, they refuse to let anything on the ground go unsniffed or uneaten.
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Usually, we see dogs exhibit that kind of lack of taste discrimination, but we guess chickens can partake in the poop eating fun as well!
Ouch!
To “nip something in the bud” is to end it at an early stage. Since dogs don’t know how to read, it’s very likely that he simply misunderstood the saying and thought it was actually “nip it in the butt”. And he’s been doing this every day since, with his poor mom as his primary victim. She better start wearing some protective gear!
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Or maybe his mom uses a particular scent of perfume that her dog finds irresistible. And in trying to grab a bite of what he thinks is a treat he ends up biting her butt. We think if she wants to save her rear end (literally) she’ll have to get her doggo trained.
Doggo Wants Attention
Let’s admit it, sometimes we humans can be extra irritating when we’re on business calls. This dog’s owner probably talks too loud while on the phone, and as a result her dog has taken to mooing to get her to quiet down. We can only imagine what her coworkers must be thinking when they hear what sounds like a cow coming from her end.
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“Are you calling us from the inside of a barn?” they probably ask. And with an exasperated sigh she’ll be forced to explain that, no, she’s not in her barn. Her dog just likes to moo like a cow whenever she’s making a business call. You’ve got to hand it to this doggo, he must be really good at impressions!
That’s a Big Loss
When you have a naughty pet it’s probably best not to leave a lot of cash lying around. Now that we think of it, it’s probably never a good idea to leave $300 lying around, no matter how well behaved your pet is! This person could have easily gotten mugged or pickpocketed, but instead, they had to suffer the loss of their money by the paw of their beloved pet.
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This cat burglar saw an opportunity for a job and she seized it! The owner may have shamed their cat on the internet, but little do they know that this feline perpetrator just spit out a hairball worth $300 and is on the next bus to Sin City.
Sibling Rivalry
It’s always a challenge for little kids to accept new siblings into their family. One day all the attention is on them, and the next they have to share their spotlight with a baby brother or sister. In this case, this dog is beginning to feel pretty threatened over his standing as the cutest being in the house. He’s thinking that if he occupies the baby chair there will be no room for his family to bring a baby home!
They’ll just have to put it back where it came from (not that a dog would know where that is!) His furry sibling is looking at this behavior with contempt, as if to say “come on bro, I’ll still be there to lick your butt for you”.
Beau’s Wacky Antics
In a good year with a short winter, groundhogs love to come out and see the sun. This is supposed to signal the end of Winter. Special Agent Beau loves the winter, and she made it her mission to make it last forever by chasing the groundhog back into the ground where it belongs!
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In fact, she was SO determined that after she had failed the first time he still tried again! Now that’s a dog who really loves Winter. But Beau is no James Bond, so it’s not surprising that she got stuck and had to be dug out by the Sheriff. It was probably one of the weirder calls he had gotten that year.