Naughty Pets That Got Into Trouble (2 of 6)

Not The Holiest Of Decisions

People love to throw parties for our pets. It’s just a thing we do (to get more followers). There are even pet party planners out there.  Did you know some people can even bless your pets? Wait, what? First, the dog peed on someone, ick. A little club soda will take that right out. But we have bigger things we need to understand.

Can we please discuss what a pet blessing is? This is a brand new reality show we haven’t seen yet. However, we would 100% binge it. Which denomination do you pick for your pet? Does Murphy have social media? We need to DM them for some answers.
  

It’s Not Naughty If They’re Proud

Cats are a very proud species. They were once worshipped by entire societies! That much praise is clearly going to their heads. Not only are they enjoying time at the top, but they’re also taking our groceries. They don’t insist on taking all of them, though. However, they will nab the tastiest for themselves. Now, who’s going to bake for the household?

Some of y’all are fine eating after pets. Sharing snacks is okay. Giving them whole sticks of butter isn’t smart. For one thing, the cat will think they run the place. The other problem is that butter isn’t a food group; well, depending on which state you’re from that is!
  

They Grow Up So Fast

Did anyone else track their height on a doorpost? Every year you’d toddle up to a wall and someone would pencil your height on the frame. Over time it creates a fun memory to always remember those growing years. Why should this tradition be limited to people? Pups deserve to have their height rewarded too! Oh, this one did just all that? Well, at least she tried.

The whole lack of thumbs probably made holding a pencil difficult. Good thing the doggy toothbrush was being used. Those molar marks are a good enough growth chart. We can’t say the same positive growth happened with the home’s value. But when you’re this cute, who’s going to care?
  

A Pug Ahead Of His Time

Whenever we’re out with friends it seems like they’re always hungry when we’re not. But sitting around somewhere without ordering looks rude. Thankfully, your good Judy has enough food to share. Oh, she doesn’t want to share? Time to break out the “Gus Method” and let those allergies get you some tasty treats. You may not be invited out anymore but that’s fine, more take-out for you and your dog.

Why is this pup being shamed for being ahead of the game? Anyone can ignore a precocious begging dog. Not everyone can ignore dog snot being blown over their filet mignon. Good for you Gus! You’re a smart K-9 who gets an A+ for creativity.
  

Pup Fresheners Are The Newest Trend

There’s a handful of scents that just stick with you. Drivers like new car smell. Homeowners love that new house scent. Puppies say “poo” to all of that, literally. While they may be new to the world, puppies are a force to be reckoned with. Their lack of understanding doesn’t stop them from carrying out their cute little agendas. Nobody told us they had such smelly plans.

At least this champ tried to make it to something that looked like a toilet. That’s ten years more advanced than other dogs. Maybe the homeowners shouldn’t have left a vent open? Someone call them out for being careless!
  

That Just Means They Like You

Have you ever been so nervous you’ve peed? What about getting so excited you’ve peed? Animals sometimes can’t control it, either! Maybe they actually can and just communicate through wetting their targets? Perhaps this slithery friend just gets their scales riled up at the boyfriend. They may be trying to send a message or something! Who here speaks parseltongue or the North American equivalent?

Many pets can be trained to hold it until they get to a more appropriate potty spot. While snakes may not fall into this category, they’re still exceptionally smart. These beautiful reptiles know what they like, and who they don’t. They’re not afraid to let you know either.
  

So No Guests For Dinner?

We’re going to let you in on a little secret: we do the same thing. When you have company over but don’t feel like entertaining just pull this act. People don’t like prolonged eye-contact. Toss in a couple farts without speaking and watch the magic happen. You’ll clear the room in minutes! You’ll also be off the hook to host the monthly friend’s happy hour.

You may lose a few friends, but so what? The whole point is to limit social interaction. Taking advice from a dog may not be wise, but you can’t deny that they get results! Perhaps they’re actually on to something with this one…
  

This One’s On You, Mom

What does a horse say to the vineyard owner? Chardo-neigh! Ha, ha, we’ll be here all night. Look, even if the wine jokes aren’t funny, our pets don’t judge. Most of the time our furry and feathered friends want to help! Even when they make a mess they still want to clean up someone else’s. Plus, they think it’s delicious.

This also looks like the dog is calling out the pet parent. Some people just can’t handle their grapes. Even the most seasoned connoisseurs get a bit sick. We hope they can at least make it to the bathroom first. If they can’t, no worries, this guy’s here to help!
  

The Holidays Sure Are Ruff

Raise your hand (or paw) if you love the holidays. Anyone? We get it, not everyone’s a big fan. The gift-giving season can be super stressful for a variety of reasons. It’s only natural that some people want to lift their spirits (responsibly). How else are you going to smile in yet another holiday card? The problem is: pets can sense stress.

Not only do people and pets resemble each other after a while; they act similarly, too. Did you know that a stressed out owner can result in a stressed out pet? That’s why it’s best to manage the hard times healthily. Puppy hangovers are not a fun way to end that holiday break from work.
  

He Thought it Was a Punch Bowl

This cat learned the hard way that the strange-looking round thing in the bathroom is not a water bowl. He’s embarrassed and wants you to stop taking pictures. He realizes he’s made a big mistake and doesn’t want to be reminded of it! We all sometimes do things that are a little humiliating, so we feel for this cat.

He won’t go near that disgusting water ever again. In fact, he’ll accept no less than ice water served in a glass bowl with his name on it. That way there’ll be no confusion in the future. He just wants to quench his thirst in peace. Is that too much to ask?
  

He Swears He Didn’t See It

It was just an accident, we’re sure of it. This harmless little guy would never do anything to antagonize their owner. He just slipped. It’s like when a baby poops as soon as they’ve had a diaper change. It’s not on purpose, they just can’t help it sometimes. It’s also quite a surprise that lizards even need baths. We just assumed they frolic in their dish bowl to get clean.  

This reptile is living quite a luxurious lifestyle. In that case, he definitely did it on purpose to get another sponge bath from his owner. He loves the feeling of being pampered and just wanted to savor it a little while longer. We can’t blame him, who doesn’t want to be bathed twice a day?

You can tell this dog is super dramatic just by looking at him. The ballerina plié and the spotless white fur are the perfect combinations for a primadonna. We can understand why they were so upset though, it must have been very uncomfortable. We might have taken a slightly different approach to solving the problem, but screaming seems to get people’s attention the fastest.

After this incident, they probably never believed him ever again. It’s like the classic boy who cried wolf story. Now when they are actually in trouble, their owners won’t even bat an eye. But with a cute face like that, they will eventually cave, and give in to their every demand. That’s just the perk of being adorable.