Funny and Relatable Cat Owner Tweets (5 of 6)
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The Computer Just Looked So Irresistible
Most pet owners understand the struggle of trying to get work done while your fur child is in front of you. Usually, they distract us with their cuteness and desire for affection. Well, this cat wanted to get his owner’s attention in a different way. He tried purring and rubbing his head on his arm, but it didn’t work. This time he’s going to try something different.
The human always works on this glowing box, maybe if he can destroy it they’ll finally give him the love he deserves. He quickly realized that it wasn’t an easy feat to break the metal box. It’s indestructible! He’s disheartened but also extremely determined! He’ll one day achieve his mission of destroying the machine.
Hey Buddy, Wanna Hang Out?
Cats are not known for the wild sense of extreme cuddle. Sure, a few can show some physical affection. Most have a more passive way of showing people their tolerance. Then there’s this orange friend who is demanding attention. They even chased a guy onto his roof! The best part is that they’ve never met before.
If someone chases you up a ladder for attention, that’s love. Or it’s a scene from a horror movie. Regardless, you need to do something about it. If this cute buddy were chasing us, we’d have to surrender. Who could say no to some head rubs and belly scratches with their new rooftop pal?
Cathy, What Did You Do?
Everyone loves to talk about how unique their cat is. What happens when you accidentally confuse your feline friend for a stranger? If you’re Cathy, you may end up with a zombie on your hands. Then again, you may not. This is why it’s important to properly tag your animals. You never know who you’re letting loose into the house.
Yes, it’s extremely sweet that Cathy was there in this random cat’s final moments. Of course, it’s nice that she gave it a proper burial and a commemoration service. What isn’t so nice is that this wasn’t her cat. Whoever is now missing Tom 2, please note visiting hours are whenever Cathy’s backyard is open.
More Photos, Please
Who doesn’t feel extra cute when modeling a new outfit? Once those charges clear is time to show off your new threads. You may even wear them out of the store! Every sidewalk is a runway and every stranger is a fan. Okay, sorry to burst your bubble, but that’s never happened. This isn’t a 90s feel-good sitcom montage. And if it’s never happened toa human being, it’s not going to happen for a cat.
Let’s all take a moment to marvel at this superstar. No, seriously, look at this cat. There’s a tiny jacket that fits him perfectly! He looks like an influencer with at least 100K followers and a custom hashtag. We don’t care. We’ll follow, like, and subscribe for more cute pics.
That’s King Periwinkle To You
Let’s get this out of the way: all pets deserve loving home. This Tweet states another piece of true information. Regardless of where you found your furry forever friend, their name is important, to you and your family anyway. It seems that there’s a trend with people when it comes to choosing what to call your pet.
Our highly technical research (which we did not conduct) confirms this. Dogs may get cute nicknames, cats get deranged titles. Champ, Peanut, even Slobberse are fantastic dog names. You just can’t beat “High Duke Garbage Face of 147 Main Street” (AKA: Pebbles).
Thanks For The Heads-Up
Not everyone has the same sleep schedule. A full three and a half hours for one is eight for another. We’re all different (and sleep-deprived). When you share your home with someone who goes to bed at a different time, it can be helpful to set some rules. That, or at least some consideration. Oh, did we mention this is about a cat?
The joke’s on the husband. It’s not that cats don’t speak our language, they just don’t care. If he wants to chase invisible dust through the air at four in the morning then so be it. Who’s going to stop him? Nobody, that’s who. Thanks for giving him permission to do that.
It’s The Purrfect Rainy Day Spot
How in the world did this person get our picture? This was us for most (ahem, all) of 2020. Once we decided to get out of bed and put on pants, someone else took our place. He knows good and well that’s not his spot. Well, actually, we guess now we know it’s not ours anymore. At least this little booger (don’t write us, that’s his name) looks comfy!
Our cats are like tiny roommates that tolerate us at best. What’s theirs is theirs and what’s our is theirs too, duh. No matter how much stuff we get them, they just want to be like us. If by “be like us” we mean “take our ultra-comfortable home-base/office/bed/dining room table/nest”.
The World May Never Know
Sometimes cats have a way of confusing us. They like to find usual places to plop themselves down in. This kitty in particular wasn’t satisfied with the couch cushion. He thinks there IS such a thing as too comfortable. He likes to have that middle ground of cozy and unpleasant. That way he never truly feels at home and doesn’t get attached.
Someday he wants to escape this jail of an apartment and explore the world like all the street cats he watches from the window. For now, he’ll continue to baffle his parents with his behavior, until one day they are so out of whack that they accidentally leave the door open for him. Score!
Gravity Defying Cat
Normally you’d find your cat in the hamper or sitting on the kitchen counter, but this is a new level, even for cats! How’s this even possible? Does this cat have some special paws that allow him to stick to walls? Maybe this isn’t even a cat. It could be an alien that decided to take over his mind.
It’d be the perfect opportunity to get to know the humans without blowing their cover. Humans seem to leave their cats alone for the most part. They get fed every day and do whatever they want. This theory doesn’t sound so crazy when you really think about it…
Change Of Emotion In An Instant
You never know what you’re going to get with a cat. Much like humans, they harbor a bunch of different emotions. Sometimes you can get their cuddly side that only wants to get head rubs, and other times you’ll get the devil that’s inside them. When they feel threatened or uncomfortable they aren’t afraid to show it!
Their ability to express what’s really on their mind is pretty commendable. Not many humans can say they share that skill. If your cat is visibly in a bad mood, it’s best to leave them be until their anger subsides. You don’t want to be at the end of those sharp teeth!
The True Meaning Of Cat Ownership
When you have a cat roaming around your house you can expect things to get knocked over from time to time. No one knows the true reason why cats have an affinity for shoving things off counters but it happens often. The only thing you can do to avoid this is to clear your counters of everything, but that’s not exactly realistic.
Cat owners just accept the fact they might return home and find items broken or scattered all over the floor. They’ll remember putting something on the counter but end up finding it under the couch. After a while, they know to look at certain places for missing items.
