Funny and Relatable Cat Owner Tweets (4 of 6)

Spider-Cat To The Rescue

It’s not uncommon to find your cat dangling from a ceiling lamp or on top of a closet, but this is something else. This cat managed to get himself stuck on an outdoor wall, clawing for dear life. Forget cats stuck in trees, this is the new standard. Cats are tired of people saying they’re cowards.

They like extreme stunts too! This cat is living his Spiderman fantasy. He’s always wanted to try this, but he’d appreciate your understanding when he calls out for help. He doesn’t want your judgment, but he most certainly needs your help. He can’t promise he won’t try it again, though. Being a ninja is his life’s calling.
  

When The Parents Have To Step In

These parents really can’t stand the sight of their fur babies fighting constantly. They think that the best way to resolve conflict is to confront it head-on. But the cats probably have no idea what’s going on. They’ve just finished clawing at each other and now they’re forced to sit and look at one another.

They’re lucky they have two parents that care about them and are willing to take time out of their busy day to do some conflict resolution. After this lovely family intervention, we bet they resumed hissing and scratching each other. Sometimes siblings are never going to get along. The best they can do is pretend to be peaceful when their parents are watching.
  

We Thought That Was Only A Song

Nothing to see here, just a cat casually taking the train. This cat is on a mission. She’s studied the subway maps, consulted with all her feline friends, and is now ready to make the trip of a lifetime. She knows where she’s going, and she’s confident in her ability to stay inconspicuous. She doesn’t know why people keep taking pictures of her, she’s just a normal gal taking public transportation.

Walking is putting too much pressure on her joints. She needed to get to her aunt’s house uptown, but it was too far. We hope she paid the fare, we wouldn’t want her to get a ticket. But even if she does get one, she’ll definitely be able to charm her way out of it.
  

Do You Take Cash or Credit?

Any cat lover can relate. You go to the shelter intending to bring home only one cat, but then they all look in the eyes and you’re forced to take the whole litter. It’s hard not to want to save all the kittens in the world. They’re just too adorable! How are you supposed to choose only one? It’s pretty impossible.

The dream would be to buy a big piece of land and let all the cats roam freely. Just imagine a green field with loads of catnip and a hundred cats wandering about. It sounds like heaven. But unfortunately, that dream will only stay in our minds, we can’t always get what we want.
  

Our Eyes Are Playing Tricks

Cats are quite the contortionists. We all know their incredible ability to fit into any container they find, but here’s another talent we discovered. This cat not only knows how to wink but can also pretend to be a bird! This impersonation is so good, that even artificial intelligence would recognize this as a crow.

This owner has the blessing of having two pets in one! We just hope the cat doesn’t start making bird noises in the morning. Anyone who’s ever woken up to the sound of a loud crow knows that it’s not the best feeling. A meowing crow, on the other hand, would be much more enjoyable.
  

Best. Birthday. Ever. (If You’re a Cat)

This is going to be the best birthday this cat has ever had. His human always gets him cat toys and yarn, but he’s sick of it. He just wants to knock things off a table. Usually, that sort of thing gets him in trouble, so he’s so excited to finally be able to let loose and be unapologetically himself.

His favorite things to knock over are the ones that spill all over the floor. He loves to watch as they create a giant mess. He knows it’s evil, but he can’t help it. It brings him such joy to destroy everything. It’s also a plus that he always gets a reaction when he does it. He loves all that attention.
  

They Prefer To Keep All Nine Lives Intact

This cat is not happy to be in the scary machine that makes a lot of noise. He’s used to hiding under it, but being inside isn’t as fun. His fury is justified. We also hate sitting in the back of the car. Unless you’re the person driving, being stuck in a car isn’t the most enjoyable activity.

He just wants to have all four legs on the ground where he feels safe. Nothing you can do will convince him to get in a car again. He’s miserable and he’s doing absolutely nothing to hide it. Maybe next time they’ll think twice before taking him on their joyride around town, or worse, the vet!
  

Christmas Came Early For These Cats

If you ever wondered how you can gather all street cats in one place, here’s the solution. You learn something new every day! These lazy cats have had their fix of treats for the day, and are now experiencing the itis. If you don’t know what that is, it’s the feeling you get when you’ve eaten too much and all you want to do is sleep. The catnip was so good, they had to share the love with all of their friends.

The person who wrote this tweet might see the situation as a negative, but we don’t understand what the problem is. A backyard full of cats sounds like a dream! As long as they’re this sleepy the entire day, they’re completely harmless! Also, the no mosquitoes part sounds like a big plus.
  

Don’t Bruise His Ego

Cat’s can be prideful animals. They like to keep themselves clean and aren’t fans of silly haircuts or accessories. This kitty had the misfortune to get stuck with the cone of shame and politely requests that you don’t laugh at his silly appearance. If you so much as let out a giggle you can expect to find the living room sofa torn up.

This cat owner was warned ahead of time but was probably not ready for what he was about to see. We certainly hope he was able to contain his laughter to spare his kitty’s feelings. Based on his expression, this cat is already pretty ticked off! Best not to irritate him further.
  

Anything For My Child

This cat has a better setup than most of us. Somehow he convinced his human to buy him things he doesn’t need. He looks like a child that has become so addicted to electronics that they can’t keep their eyes off the screen. We wonder what he’s watching. Maybe he likes the show with the big striped cats that everyone keeps talking about.

Or the movie with those street cats who play many different instruments. His dream is to become a double bass player. Everyone keeps telling him he can’t do it, but he knows it’s possible because he’s seen it on the glowing rectangle! The owner of this dreamer should expect to see him on the big stage one day.
  

Meet Melancholy Cat

You already know the worldwide internet phenomenon that is Grumpy Cat, well there’s a new player in town. She’ll be known as…Melancholy Cat? Certain felines seem to have a perpetual expression of calm and disinterest plastered on their faces, but not this one. She must be constantly stricken by some kind of anxiety or existential thoughts.

Or perhaps that’s just how her face looks naturally. If she was a human she’d have a real problem on her hands, people would constantly be asking if she’s doing alright. But as a cat it just makes her look all the more adorable. She might be a kitty, but she has those sad puppy eyes. It’s a win-win!