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Funny and Relatable Cat Owner Tweets

The people of Twitter have spoken, and they declare that cats are the best pets EVER. They might mess with their humans sometimes, but mostly they just want cuddles and attention. Cat people try to show the world how lovable and cute their feline companions are, but we all know they’re secretly planning world domination. The sharp look in their eye and ninja-like swift movements serve as evidence that there’s more to them than meets the eye. They’ve adapted to being around humans, but their behavior tells us they prefer to be left alone. Despite their standoffish demeanor we just can’t seem to get enough!

If you want to improve your mood check out this collection of funny and relatable cat owner Tweets!

Don’t Let Their Secret Out!

The scum and riff-raff of this city are no longer in power. The streets are becoming safer. Who can we thank for this? No, we don’t know his real name. We just know him as BatCat. He’s the bathroom’s silent and ever-watchful defender. Nobody knows his name (aside from those who feed him). What we do know is that he’s a mystery.

Whoever they are, we’re thankful for their help and vigilance. The shower grime never looked so scared before. The only thing we need to know is how they got up there. Is that really a comfortable place to perch and observe?

Time to Propose

Talk about a great surprise! If we were expecting coffee and got a cat instead, we’d be very happy. Work can get draining and boring, but seeing your pet can change your mood for the better! This woman’s workday was probably very inefficient because she was distracted. It’s hard to focus on memos when you’ve got an adorable kitty in front of you.

This boyfriend deserves some kind of medal because this is a top-notch surprise. In fact, we wouldn’t be shocked if this little stunt won him a marriage proposal! We just hope they let the cat out of the backpack for a bit, he looks a little claustrophobic.
  

The Only Reasonable Decision

Don’t worry, we’re sure Tom will understand your choice. It might be hard for him to acclimate to his new home at first, but eventually, he’ll settle right in. It’s important to find him a loving home because he was a part of the family at some point. When you feel a little guilty for giving him away, just remember that he’s going to be much happier someplace that appreciates his pre-existing conditions.

It’s going to be hard to let go at first, but ultimately you’ll discover it was the only possible decision. You can’t tolerate living in a home where your pet feels unwelcome. Tom can come to visit sometimes, but not for long, it makes the kitten feel bad.
  

Well, That’s One Way To Avoid The Vet

Here’s yet another cat that thinks they’re invisible. We have news for you bud, just because your head is in the hole, doesn’t mean we can’t see you. They’d be better off trying to gnaw their way through the door if they were trying to get away. For an animal that’s supposed to be super smart, this is pretty dumb behavior.

Maybe they smelled something delicious in the trash and were trying desperately to reach it with their tongue. We would have loved to see his face from the bottom of that hole. After this traumatic experience, this cat deserves all the treats when he gets home. Don’t tell us he doesn’t deserve it!
  

A Jailbreak Gone Wrong

We’ve mentioned escaping cats, but here’s one that didn’t do such a great job. He was almost home-free but was caught red-handed halfway through his mission. He’s like people who get caught and try to apologize for their way out of a predicament. He looks like he’s begging for his dad to take him back. He was always planning to return home anyway!

He didn’t mean to ACTUALLY run away. We know those are just all excuses, but we’d forgive him. The dumbfounded facial expression makes us feel bad for him. It’s as if he’s convinced us that he got lost and is grateful that we found him in time. Cats have a special skill that manipulates you into thinking they’ve done nothing wrong.
  

He’s Obviously Offering It To You

Cats are a lot of things, and weird is one of them. It looks like this cat found himself in an awkward situation and didn’t know what to do with himself. Like when you’re at a friend’s house and they offer you a snack, but you’re not actually hungry. You want to still be polite and take it, but you won’t eat it.

He’s like: “Please take this sub-par tortilla chip away from me. I only eat Doritos”. Maybe he’s waiting for his owner to bring the salsa. How’s he supposed to eat this dry chip without a dipping sauce? It’s only common sense. He’s a trooper for waiting politely for 10 minutes. What a good boy!
  

There Are Two Types Of Cat…

Indoor pets are completely different from outdoor ones. If your pet never leaves the house, the outside world feels like a universe of its own. This ginger cat finally stepped out and found his true calling. Instead of being afraid of the unknown, he was just in a state of shock. The possibilities seem endless.

He’s frozen in time and is thinking of all the things he’s missed while being trapped inside. He’s going to take advantage of this outing and explore this giant world. Very quickly he’ll realize that the comfort of his home is where he belongs. His innocence is no match for the cruel life of the streets. It’s a cat-eat-cat world, and he wants no part of it.

We’re Not Crying, You’re Crying

Cats are truly just softies inside. They have a tough exterior, but we know that’s just for show. This loving sibling saw his canine sister in distress and immediately went to comfort her. Instead of making fun of her (like most siblings would do), he went to make sure she was okay. That’s the sign of a good-hearted soul.

We love seeing heartwarming moments like this. These two are probably the best of friends and prove that interspecies friendships are possible. They look like they’re utterly inseparable! So before you discount getting a cat because you have a dog, remember this winning duo. They might change your mind.
  

Human Stuck In A Feline Body

Here’s a very lady-like cat. They believe in proper etiquette and manners. All the other cats don’t know how to act properly, but they want to set an example. They look like they’re a human trapped in a cat’s body. It’s as if they’ve been this way for quite some time and nobody has noticed. They’ve done everything they can think of to prove they’re human but nothing seems to work.

Now they have to live with the fact that they’re a cat and hope their human-like mannerisms will spark some doubt one day. We think he should start doing some household chores, that might help. This would make for a great movie! “Help, I’ve Turned Into a Cat!”.
    

I’m Still The Baby Here

One cat is fun and two is an adventure. Despite doubling the responsibility, having two feline friends can be really good for everyone. Your cats get a buddy and you get a chance to take pictures like this. This cute little guy was nibbling and minding his own business until someone decided to be green with envy.

It’s a well-known fact that cats can be divas. If the attention isn’t on them when they want it, they’ll throw a passive-aggressive fit. Some decide to take a more direct approach to showcase their displeasure. If they can’t be the star, then nobody can.