The Funniest And Wittiest Responses To Ex-Lovers’ Texts You’d Ever See (5 of 5)

One Hell Of An Ego

This dude isn’t just randomly boasting about a thing that hasn’t even taken place yet but also bringing in his mother in the quarrel, which is a straight no when you are talking to your lover (or rather ex-lover).

Clearly, this lady wasn’t having any of it, and we got her! It looks like they had already ended their romantic journey and this dude was writing after the breakup in order to make the woman feel worse.

The woman was clearly strong minded and not just shut up this man but also did that in the most classy way! Clearly, she will be more than happy with this autograph from this man!

That Never Works, Dude

There are some people who think so highly of themselves that they believe they can make up for their cheating episode with some flowers coupled with some nice compliments, and things would then go back to how they were.

Clearly, such people have no idea how a relationship works. It isn’t the point how smart or beautiful she is, she wouldn’t forgive you if you just cheated on her.

This woman came up with quite an impressive response and we are pretty sure this cheating person vanished from the woman’s life after this.

You Should Learn How To Apologize

Apologizing for a wrong you’ve done takes a lot of sincerity and a choice of words that show that you indeed are sorry for what you’ve done. If you cannot be sincere enough with your apology, there is very little chance your lover is going to forgive you!

This dude was trying to apologize to his girlfriend in order to be back with her again. The sassy approach this guy used clearly didn’t work on her.

He tried to apologize for something but was instead talking more and more about his own self than her! That isn’t how you apologize, dude, especially to your partner!

Classic

If you have been through a turbulent companionship, you probably already know this phrase quite well. Your former partner is trying to make you believe that they are apparently the perfect thing that ever happened in your life and you will find it tough to find someone like them.

Well, clearly those exes do not think that being in such a situation is actually a great thing!

When people break up, they aren’t exactly looking for the same kind all over again. We want a person who is better than our ex.

This reply is so witty it just never gets old. If someone repeats those words to you, you can rely on this phrase to shut them up for good!

Messed Up

There are times when people do not appreciate their lovers. It can happen due to any reason but in this case, it was apparently due to Vampire Diaries.

This woman really messed up! She not only said that her boyfriend wasn’t exactly her boyfriend and that she would love another one instead, but she also sent messages to him!

Either this woman played eighth dimension chess and did it on purpose in order to break up with this man, or she messed up big time. In any case, she definitely became his ex-girlfriend after this text exchange. For this dude, it was probably good that he is no longer with a woman who does not appreciate him.

That Hurts

We all try to be playful at times with our friends, and this poor chap was the victim to a harmless prank.

His friends changed all the phone book names in his contacts, and he was asked to text each one of them to decipher who it was really behind those unique nicknames his friends used for the contacts.

Apparently, this one wasn’t changed by his friends and it was he himself who chose this nickname. We can safely say that this relationship didn’t end on a smooth note.

Words Don’t Mean Much Now

There are times when we get so tired of our ex that texts would not fix things up anymore. This woman couldn’t figure out what exactly to say to her partner initially!

Some dudes think that somehow a booty call would make women forget all the pain and frustration of breaking up and jumping in bed with them, but clearly, it isn’t really fun when it comes from a former lover.

Honestly, what was this man really hoping he would get as a response? That she would just forget everything and run back to him? Well, she responded with such a witty reply that will shut up her ex for good!

Bored Like Hell

Some ex lovers just love texting their ex out randomly after years of breaking up with them.

Nine years should be plenty of time to forget your ex, especially if the relationship did not last that long to begin with.

This dude had a creative idea in mind to get in touch with his ex lover with a weird proposal to date her again. Well, at least, that’s what we can gather from this proposal.

Kudos to this woman, though as she did not get angry, and gave a perfect response. She didn’t have to do much other than remind the dude that they barely dated for a couple of months and that ended over nine years ago! Was he just bored and decided to contact her? I guess we’d never really know.

No Chance They End Up Together

If you are ignoring your partner intentionally or even unintentionally, you should be prepared for the worst kind of treatment from them. That is simply how relationships work, and it should be that way!

You just vanish for weeks at a stretch and then send some nice compliments randomly hoping that your partner would forgive everything and things would work out. It clearly isn’t supposed to be like that, as is evident in this case!

When you are in a relationship, you need to have enough respect for that person and inform them if you are going to be unavailable for some time. If not, be ready for your partner to be angry at you and possibly not speak to you for a long time!

A True Nightmare

There are people who cannot get over their ex – they miss them so much that they even end up seeing them in their dreams!

Well, it definitely is limited to some people because most people we know just do not want to even think about their ex lovers after breaking up with them, let alone have them in their dreams.

This person had a dream that they were getting back with their ex, and texted the other person about it. Clearly, it was a nightmare for the other person, and that’s what they texted, shattering the ‘dreams’ once and for all.

Relationships Can Be Tricky

Breakups are quite painful and it takes time to get over a bad relationship. In such a situation, there are times when people want the ex to suffer the same pain, even physically if possible!

Well, this dude really asked for it. Well, he tried to boast that he was going to visit a boxing gym nearby to his ex’s house. Naturally, the response he got wasn’t warm, to say the least.

The clever woman tricked the dude into believing that she was interested at first, and then came up with such a witty and hilarious response that the guy probably wouldn’t dare to text her again. Well, kudos to her for coming up with such a funny response!