The Funniest And Wittiest Responses To Ex-Lovers’ Texts You’d Ever See (4 of 5)

There’s No Point Regretting Now

Smart women know what they have to do in most situations. However, even they can fall for a not so honest person and end up in a relationship that hurts them. However, they are intelligent enough to know when to quit such a relationship.

This dude decided to cheat on his partner and got the best ever response when she compared him to pennies, which was quite hilarious and witty at the same time. Obviously, the dude said he wanted to make amends, but the woman was intelligent enough to fall for that again.

We hope that this woman got the love she deserved and moved on in life.

He Has Definitely Got Some Nerve

We cannot believe this dude! He didn’t just write back to his girlfriend after breaking up with her, he also made an accusation that she was too fast to move on in her life!

He is forgetting that it was him who cheated and not the other way around! And then, he also has the audacity to evoke feelings of guilt in her mind about already moving on in life!

Well, it doesn’t feel good to see our ex-lovers date someone else than ourselves, but this dude didn’t have any moral ground to comment on his ex’s future life.

Sun Of My Life

We’ve all compared our love with the stars and the moon at some point in time, and it is quite a romantic thing to do honestly. However, it wasn’t so in this case!

This man, for some reason, broke up with his partner Paige and didn’t want to have any conversations with her. When she persisted, he found one of the most creative ways to say what he wanted to say without saying those words.

We are quite impressed by this guy’s witty response, where he just asks her to stay as far away as possible. This response is too classy and you can use it when you face a similar situation in your life.

Total Time Waste

We all get angry at others to a point that we just change that person’s name in the phone book to something crazy. We then calm down and forget not only about the trident that made us angry but also that we changed their name in our phone book!

When that person later decides to back us, we are left wondering who they are! That situation is quite hilarious and awkward at the same time!

We can guess these two weren’t the closest of people to start with, and now they seem to have no future together whatsoever. Well, calling someone a time waste isn’t exactly a compliment, you know?

Perfect Place To Visit

Most people end all contact with their ex after breaking up with them and just move on without them. There are some ex-lovers who keep in touch as friends, but such people are quite rare.

Obviously, this person seems too angry to respond in a calm way to his ex. Going by this response, we can safely deduce that these two have recently broken up, and it was not smooth.

Well, one should think hard before texting their ex-lover and asking them to recommend places to hang out! Unless of course, you want such a response!

I Need Some Space

While it may be a cliché thing to say that you need some space, it doesn’t mean it is not true! There are times in a relationship when you just want to stay away from everyone in order to ponder over your life more.

We are not sure if this woman just didn’t want to talk or wanted to be left alone for a while, but the reply she received was pure gold!

While she asked for ‘space’, she was rewarded with tons of ‘space’ in response! She got stars, galaxies, and the entire universe! This dude could have easily been frustrated by her response, but instead responded in such a sweet and creative way!

Devil’s partner

This man was pretending to be dumb in order to be left alone, but the woman kept pestering him with texts, so the dude had to let his creative side take over.

From these texts, we can safely assume that these two years must have been really tough for this man and he didn’t want to talk to this woman anymore. But she kept texting him randomly.

We honestly do not think one should another person a devil, but the response was funny if you look at it in this scenario. We can say for sure that this lady would have never texted this dude ever again!

Mistake You Cannot Ignore

If you have a crush on a girl and want to woo her, there are really not too many things you need to remember. Perhaps her name and her eye color, at least? It is very crucial!

Seriously, how do you expect a person to fall in love with you if you cannot even get this straight? This dude might not have seen her eyes enough so he probably couldn’t remember the color of her eyes, but then you cannot use that line to compliment her if you aren’t sure!

This hilarious text conversation is a reminder to everyone not to talk about something you have zero ideas of! Also, chances of this guy ending up with this woman are almost zero.

Slept Like An Infant

People often opine that breakups are full of pain and leave one frustrated. While that is true, you do get to feel better about not being with someone who treated you like trash.

Regardless of how the other person feels, you get to celebrate after you end a horrible relationship.

This lady clearly wasn’t averse to showing off how elated and peaceful she felt after ending her relationship with that toxic person, especially after she was cheated on!

Kind of An Auto Response

There are exes who just text back their ex out of the blue, which isn’t really a nice thing for any party. Seriously, what was this woman even thinking, that her ex will just leave everything and come back to her?

No self-respecting person would even think of doing that, and this man wasn’t clearly an exception. If you respect yourself, you would never go back with the same person who just randomly texted you a year after ditching you.

This dude responded in the classiest of ways, and we are really impressed with this man’s creativity!