So, will your dog be there later? I’d like to take out your dog for a walk.
Hope that I’m not simply barking up the freakin wrong tree?!
Would you care to join me and my roommates for a drink? We could definitely turn up the music, gobble tons of peanuts, and act like it is a bar.
“Alexa, play busy restaurant sounds”, if that’s even a thing!
Tell me one thing – if I decide to ask you out sometime this weekend, would that be plenty of time for you to find any outfit other than sweatpants?
To be honest, I definitely need more than a week to figure it out!
I have been planning to ask you out, its just that I have been busy fixing the spice rack.
The damn turmeric wouldn’t sort itself for some reason.
Up for a game that involves making the better bread? The loser is supposed to put on their jeans.
Anything that doesn’t have a fly.