Jury Duty: 1995
This movie is another film that relegates the audience to dumb judges who can be appealed to with humor that starts and ends with childlike behavior and imbecility. The maverick juror plot is spun again with no success and it just comes across as sloppy.
Ed: 1996
In this horrible 95-minute chimp – human sports drama, Joey (aka Matt LeBlanc) from Friends somehow delivers his longest laugh-free performance.
Speed 2 – Cruise Control: 1997
This sequel to Speed was so bad that Keanu Reeves refused to replay his role. This movie is an ode on how to ruin an action-packed original with a bland, insipid attempt at action.
Speed 2 was so bad that even Sandra Bullock couldn’t save it.
The Avengers: 1998
The woman in a catsuit and the man who fights with his umbrella – how to ruin a classic English TV show. The movie is essentially about top-class British agents who are fighting an adversary with a strong weapon. Missiles? Nukes? Nope. A rainy weather protection machine!
Simon Sez: 1999
This cockamamie action flick is just too formulaic and plain bad. The film somehow manages to get all the stereotypes of spy films without adding any of the refinement the genre has to offer. Also, why does everyone European have an unidentifiable untraceable accent?
