Revisiting the absolute worst and cringiest movies of the past 60 years (7 of 12)

Troll 2: 1990

Two words – “vegetarian goblins”. Ohh and there are no trolls. Trolls 2 is not at all related to Trolls, but rather follows the saga of an American family holidaying in a town called – Nilbog (that’s “goblin” spelled backward and, oh wow, the creativity). Actual dialogue line from the movie – “I have to release my lowest instincts with a woman.”

Highlander II – The Quickening: 1991

The supposed immortals were not immortals, but aliens, Sean Connery can resurrect himself (ironically making him even more immortal than when he was actually an immortal – what?), and the Highlander wasn’t actually from the Highlands, but instead from another planet. Need we add more?

Folks!: 1992

Christine Ebersol’s character yells at her brother (Selleck) that she would blow Hitler before becoming poor, and then makes out with him – her brother – to make her boyfriend jealous.

It only goes downhill from here. If you thought that black characters were the only ones terribly lampooned by the industry, Folks! shows you how to make a caricature even of older people.

Look Who’s Talking Now!: 1993

The talking is done by dogs. Seriously. These movies surely test the intelligence of moviegoers!

North: 1994

Another example of how to waste talented actors, and in this case – a talented filmmaker. Rob Reiner gave us the fantastic and absurd flicks like Princess Bride and a modern-day romance that is When Harry Met Sally and other genuinely enjoyable movies, so we hope that this was just a momentary lapse by him. The plot in a line – North wants parents who pay more attention to him. Tada!