The Apple: 1980
“It’s a natural, natural, natural desire/Meet an actual, actual, actual vampire” – these lyrics explain how this cringe-fest amassed a sizable cult following.
Mommie Dearest: 1981
Joan Crawford’s life is sensationalized and presented in this drab farce of a film. The scenes don’t build up, they are just random juxtapositions of fragments of filmography.
Megaforce: 1982
This film holds the seemingly unique distinction of 0 percent on Rotten Tomatoes. The makers actually added a countdown on the screen during the battle sequence, that’s how unbearable it is.
Staying Alive: 1983
No, John Travolta, how could you do this to us – to Saturday Night Fever!
Bolero: 1984
The film sets out to titillate, but succeeds in arousing only boredom. Bo Derek’s character refuses to do anything wearing clothes – like riding a horse. A woman trying to find a perfect match to lose her virginity to? Yeah, that’s basically the plot of this mess.
